Sacre Bleu (PC) Steam Gift - GLOBAL
In Sacre Bleu, the honor of France—and your very life—is at stake. Thrust into the dungeons of the Bastille on false charges, you are the Captain of the Musketeers, armed only with your wits, agility, and an explosive blunderbuss. It’s time to blast your way to freedom, unravel a sinister conspiracy, and face down an aristocracy that has literally turned rotten.
This fast-paced, physics-driven platformer combines bullet-time combat, aerial acrobatics, and rogue-lite mechanics into one gloriously chaotic ride. In Sacre Bleu, the muskets don’t just fire—they launch you across the battlefield.
Blast, Bounce, and Bullet-Time Your Way Through the Bastille
At the core of Sacre Bleu is a blunderbuss-powered movement system that turns every shot into a potential escape or attack. You’ll launch yourself through air, bounce between platforms, dodge zombie bile, and take down enemies in slow-motion, all while racing against the clock to escape the sprawling prison.
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Use your blunderbuss to launch yourself from walls, platforms, and even enemies
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Activate bullet-time in mid-air for precision shooting and slow-motion action sequences
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Master movement mechanics that reward skill, speed, and improvisation
This is not your average platformer—every level becomes a playground of controlled chaos.
Aristocratic Zombies and a Sinister Conspiracy
France is under siege not from outside invaders, but from within. The once-refined aristocracy has been transformed into bile-spewing, undead monstrosities. Something has gone terribly wrong, and it’s up to you to uncover the dark plot at its heart.
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Battle grotesque zombie nobles corrupted by an unspeakable power
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Confront gigantic, grotesque bosses with unique mechanics and attack patterns
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Navigate a narrative steeped in satire, horror, and revolutionary flair
Your quest is more than an escape—it’s a fight to save France itself from supernatural ruin.
The Bastille is Your Playground
Sacre Bleu is set within a massive, labyrinthine version of the Bastille prison complex, reimagined as a twisted maze filled with secrets, modifiers, traps, and power-ups. You’ll unlock new routes, discover hidden items, and build your very own airship piece by piece.
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Explore multiple levels of interconnected prison architecture
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Find upgrade parts and hidden content hidden in shadowy corners