Squirrel Stapler (PC) Steam Key – GLOBAL
A Hunting Horror Experience That Defies Sanity
Squirrel Stapler is not your typical horror game. It is a disturbing, absurd, and darkly humorous descent into the grotesque. Developed by David Szymanski, the mind behind DUSK, and featured in The Dread X Collection II, this short but unforgettable first-person horror simulator takes players on a surreal journey of love, obsession, and woodland madness.
Set in a remote forest, this twisted title turns a simple hunting trip into a nightmare of absurdity and dread, where reality bends, morals collapse, and squirrels are only the beginning of your problems. Equal parts satire, psychological horror, and interactive tragedy, Squirrel Stapler offers a haunting experience that lasts less than an hour—but lingers in your mind long after it's over.
A Game That Shouldn’t Exist… Yet Somehow Does
This is a narrative horror game with elements of traditional hunting sims, reimagined through a lens of pitch-black humor and creeping terror.
You play as a solitary man in the wilderness, living with the decaying remains of his once-beautiful beloved. But beauty fades, and rot sets in. In a desperate, twisted act of love, you decide to “restore” her beauty by stapling freshly hunted squirrels onto her decomposing form.
But you’re not alone in the woods. Something is watching. And it doesn’t approve.
Key Features of Squirrel Stapler
★ Surreal Horror Meets Hunting Sim
What begins as a parody of old-school hunting games quickly morphs into a deeply unsettling horror experience. Each of the five hunting days introduces:
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Increasingly bizarre environmental changes
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Supernatural threats that escalate in intensity
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A growing sense of unease, paranoia, and existential dread
This is not a game for the faint of heart—it’s for players who enjoy pushing boundaries and embracing discomfort.
★ Dark Satire and Disturbing Storytelling
Squirrel Stapler uses its grotesque premise to parody the low-budget edutainment games of the past while delivering a narrative packed with:
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Absurdist horror and tragicomedy
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Themes of loneliness, madness, and distorted love
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A protagonist who blurs the line between victim and villain
You’re not the hero. You’re not even sure you’re sane. The forest knows. And it watches.
★ Staple Mechanic: Morbid and Unforgettable
At the end of each day, you return to your cabin and staple squirrel corpses onto your beloved. This mechanic is:
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Visceral and emotionally jarring